Ask Me About Dental Stuff
My Dear Patients, Remember that sadistic oral surgeon from Oklahoma that may have infected over 7,000 of his patients with Hep B, C, and HIV? It looks like he illegally had one of his dental...
View ArticleCalculus… You’re a Son of a Bitch
To Lovely Patients Everywhere: When I come across a patient who has a truck load of the blackest, most tenacious tartar on every tooth in their mouth I’ve ever come across, my hand writhing in pain...
View ArticleRoot Canals for Ultimate Profits!
I thought taking a break from writing about the clinical, political and absurd atrocities in the dental industry would make me a less bitter person while becoming happier and more optimistic — shinier,...
View ArticleAwkward Spaceship/Sketch Comedy/Dentally Challenged
My lunatic friend and fellow writing person, Trish Walraven at DentalBuzz, just posted this insane video. They are Awkward Spaceship Sketch Comedy team. Please check their site out. Very talented...
View ArticleWishes For The Workday
I think one can enjoy the outcomes of their work while bitching and complaining about the process. Today I wish: My pediatric patient doesn’t bite my fingers. It hurts. My suction works properly....
View ArticleYou Pieces of Sh1t
You dishonest, disgusting, awful human beings. How — how the hell could you do this to patients? How? You miserable bastards. You already know how, don’t you? To satisfy your greed for money. I hope...
View ArticleA Response
I recently found a blog piece on HuffPost from Dr. Robert Faiella, president of the American Dental Association. In short, the doctor explains how he and the ADA have created new programs to help...
View ArticlePerspective
My coolest patient ever is here! I’m so pleased to see your name on the schedule again; I get to make your teeth squeaky clean while laughing my ass off. It’s almost impossible to focus on scaling your...
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